Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Fun Time

1.    You invested about 100,000 Naira in human hair, 50, 000 Naira in designer bag and 30, 000 Naira in high heel shoe, paid 20,000 for your friend's wedding dress but you are looking for a guy to help you with your school fees and accommodation..­ .... You need psychiatrist.

2.     You are a  lady and you can’t recite the 36 states of Nigeria but you can mention 52 hotels and 75 clubs without mistake…….. my dear your life is blinking on a low battery.

3.      You have Samsung Galaxy and Blackberry Porsche but you are begging for money to buy recharge card and BIS ..... Your brain is sick

4.       You took a picture and it’s not fine and you started saying that beauty is from within,……. Why don’t you take an X-ray?

5.       You have a Range Rover Sport but your mum works as a street sweeper,………how do you sleep at Night


6.       After taking her out on an  expensive dinner & giving her money 4 a cab, then both of you meet again inside commercial bus,……….. Who is deceiving Who?

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