Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Fun Time

1.    You invested about 100,000 Naira in human hair, 50, 000 Naira in designer bag and 30, 000 Naira in high heel shoe, paid 20,000 for your friend's wedding dress but you are looking for a guy to help you with your school fees and accommodation..­ .... You need psychiatrist.

2.     You are a  lady and you can’t recite the 36 states of Nigeria but you can mention 52 hotels and 75 clubs without mistake…….. my dear your life is blinking on a low battery.

3.      You have Samsung Galaxy and Blackberry Porsche but you are begging for money to buy recharge card and BIS ..... Your brain is sick

4.       You took a picture and it’s not fine and you started saying that beauty is from within,……. Why don’t you take an X-ray?

5.       You have a Range Rover Sport but your mum works as a street sweeper,………how do you sleep at Night


6.       After taking her out on an  expensive dinner & giving her money 4 a cab, then both of you meet again inside commercial bus,……….. Who is deceiving Who?

Monday, June 03, 2013

The silent spread of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

An electron microscope image of a cell infected by the bacteria of the STI chlamydia trachomatis
A human cell infected by the bacteria of the STI chlamydia (the green substance in the centre).

Nearly half a million people in the UK are diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection (STI) every year. However, the number of actual cases is likely to be far higher as STIs can often be passed on unwittingly.
Sexually transmitted infections are spread from person to person through sexual contact. These include more than 30 different bacteria, viruses or parasites. Others, such as HIV and syphilis, can then be passed on even further. This can occur either through blood transfusions or tissue transplants, or from a mother carrying the infection to her child during pregnancy and childbirth.
Left untreated, STIs can cause serious complications such as infertilityand impotence and some may even prove fatal.
Recorded cases of infections are steadily rising. Whilst there is greater awareness and subsequent testing for the conditions, this is not the only reason. STIs are easily spread and maybe passed on before a person realises they have the disease. Younger adults are at greater risk as they are more likely to have unsafe sex with multiple sexual partners.
How many STIs are diagnosed?
In England alone between 2010 and 2011 there were 426,827 new infections in a 12-month period which included:
·         Chlamydia: 186,196. Most of these were people aged 24 or younger
·         Genital herpes: 31,154
·         Genital warts: 76,071
·         Gonorrhoea: 20,965. The highest rates of gonorrhoea are seen in women aged 16-19 and men aged 20-24
·         HIV: 6,280
·         Infectious syphilis: 2,915
Source: HPA - based on diagnoses between 2010 and 2011 in sexual health clinics in England
Some infections, such as chlamydia and HIV, may not cause any obvious symptoms. Conditions like syphilis can cause painless sores that can easily be missed. The virus that causes genital herpes also usually has few initial symptoms, so 80% of people carrying it don't know they've been infected.
Other STIs don't cause symptoms straight away but can be spread during this window of time - it could take months before someone shows symptoms of genital warts, for example.
The virus that causes genital herpes also usually has few initial symptoms, so 80% of people carrying it don't know they've been infected.
Precautions such as wearing a condom are an important way to reduce the risk of STI's but still can't prevent the spread of parasitic infections like pubic lice.
STI
WHAT ARE THE RISKS?
SOURCE: NHS CHOICES
Chlamydia: A bacterial infection that is found in sexual fluids
Most people who have chlamydia don't notice any symptoms and won't know they have the infection. However, if left untreated women can develop pelvic inflammatory disease, which can lead to pelvic pain, infertility or an ectopic pregnancy. It can also lead to an infection of the womb, ovaries or fallopian tubes, which can cause infertility. It has been linked to fertility problems in men. It can be successfully treated with antibiotics
Genital warts: A skin infection caused by types of the human papilloma virus (HPV)
Causes fleshy growths that appear around the genitals from three months after infection. The growths are usually painless but can be unsightly. The types of HPV that cause warts do not usually cause cell changes that develop into cancer. Warts can be successfully treated at a sexual health clinic, also known as a GUM clinic
Genital herpes: An infection caused by the herpes simplex virus
Can cause painful blisters on the genitals. It is a long-term condition because the virus can lie dormant in the body and then become active again. It recurs an average four or five times in the first two years after infection. Flare-ups reduce over time. Symptoms can be controlled with anti-viral drugs
Gonorrhoea: A bacterial infection that is found in sexual fluids
Like chlamydia, gonorrhoea can cause pelvic inflammatory disease in women if left untreated. In men it can lead to a painful infection in the testicles and prostate gland, increasing the risk of reduced fertility. It can be treated with antibiotics though some strains are becoming resistant
Syphilis: A bacterial infection passed on via infected sores
Syphilis causes painless infectious sores that lasts up to six weeks. Skin rash and sore throat then develop. If left to progress, syphilis can cause serious conditions such as stroke, paralysis, blindness or death. It can be successfully treated with antibiotics if caught early
HIV/AIDS: A viral infection that attacks the immune system. The final stage is AIDS
The human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) attacks the immune system, and weakens the body's ability to fight infections and disease. The final stage, when the body can no longer fight life-threatening infections, is AIDS. There's currently no cure for HIV but there are treatments that enable most people with the virus to live a long and healthy life
Pubic lice: Tiny parasitic insects that live in body hair and are passed on by close contact
The 2mm-long blood-sucking lice cause itching and inflammation in affected areas. It can take weeks for symptoms to develop. They are not the same as head lice and aren't linked to poor personal hygiene. Can be 


Why is cancer so common?

A chest X-ray showing cancer in the right lung

Hundreds of thousands of people are diagnosed with cancer every year in the UK. It is not one disease; there are over 200 different types, each with its own symptoms, methods of diagnosis and treatment.
What is cancer?
Cancer starts when cells in our bodies start to reproduce out of control, forming new, abnormal cells. These abnormal cells form lumps, known as tumours.
If the cells from tumours cannot spread, then the tumours are benign. They are not cancerous and can usually be removed.
If the cells are able to invade nearby healthy tissue and organs, or spread around the body through the blood or lymphatic system causing further tumours to grow, then the tumours are malignant or cancerous. These cancer cells are likely to spread if the tumour is not treated.
What causes cancer?
Every cell in our body contains DNA. It carries our genetic code and contains the instructions for all the cell's actions.
If the DNA inside cells is damaged, these instructions go wrong. In fact damage to the DNA or "mutations" as they are known, constantly occur in our cells as they divide and reproduce. Most of the time, the cells recognise that a mutation has occurred and repair the DNA, or self-destruct and die.
When a number of mutations have occurred in the DNA of a cell, control of cell growth may be lost and the cells do not die. Instead they start to follow abnormal instructions that make them reproduce and grow, producing more and more of these mutated cells - this is the start of a cancer.
Many factors such as smoking or too much exposure to the sun can also trigger DNA damage - leading to a faster accumulation of the mutations which lead to cancer.
A family history of cancer can also increase chances of getting the disease, because it usually means that person starts their life already having inherited some of the DNA mutations that take them down the path to cancer.
Even when in remission, those who have had the disease have a higher risk of it developing again. In most cases however, the exact cause or sequence of events by which cancer develops, is not yet known
A recent study has found that there are more than 80 genetic markers (i.e. mutated genes) that can increase the risk of developing breast, prostate or ovarian cancer, for example. Scientists believe the results could soon lead to widespread use of DNA profiling for these cancers, though individual genetic testing for those likely to be at increased risk - such as when there is a strong family history of a type of cancer - is already in use.
Why is it so deadly?
Cancer cells are able to invade other parts of the body, where they settle and grow to form new tumours known as secondary deposits - the original site is known as the primary tumour. The cells spread by getting into the blood or lymph vessels and travelling around the body.
For example, if bowel cancer has spread through the wall of the bowel itself, it can start growing on the bladder. If cells enter the bloodstream they can travel to distant organs, such as the lungs or brain. Over time, the tumours will then replace normal tissue.
The process of cancer cells spreading is called metastasis. Once a cancer has started to spread, the chances of a cure often begin to fall, as it becomes more difficult to treat for a variety of reasons.
Cancer harms the body in a number of ways. The size of the tumour can interfere with nearby organs or ducts that carry important chemicals. For example, a tumour on the pancreas can grow to block the bile duct, leading to the patient developing obstructive jaundice. A brain tumour can push on important parts of the brain, causing blackouts, fits and other serious health problems. There may also be more widespread problems such as loss of appetite and increased energy use with loss of weight, or changes in the body's clotting system leading to deep vein thrombosis.
Why is it so hard to stop?
Cancer is an extremely complex condition. Each type of cancer is biologically different from any other type. For example, skin cancer is biologically different from the blood cancer called lymphoma, of which there are then many different types.
That is then coupled with genetic differences between individuals and the often random nature of the DNA mutations that cause cancer.
All this makes it difficult to identify the way the particular cancer cells are behaving and how they are likely to spread or damage the body. Without a full understanding of the physiology of the cancer, effective treatments are hard to develop.
Early surgery to remove tumours can work. But the cancer can return if any cells are left behind. It can also return if cells have broken away from the primary tumour and formed microscopic secondary tumours elsewhere in the body before an operation to remove the primary.
And because cancer cells are our own body's cells, many treatments to destroy them also risk destroying our healthy cells.
One controversial theory of why cancer is so hard to stop is that it is rooted in the ancient traits of our genes.
Prof Paul Davies from Arizona State University believes cancer may use tried-and-tested genetic pathways going back a billion years to the dawn of multicellular life, when unregulated cell growth would have been an advantage.
He argues that this tendency was suppressed by later, more sophisticated genes, but lies dormant in all living organisms. Cancer occurs when something unlocks these ancient pathways.
Other scientists disagree, saying that these pathways would not have survived millions of years of evolution.
One thing is for sure - our genes hold the key to understanding cancer and how to treat it.

The future of cancer research

The field of cancer research is moving away from defining a cancer by where it is in the body, as one type of breast cancer can have more in common with an ovarian cancer than another cancer in the breast.
Instead scientists are looking deeper at what is going wrong inside cancerous cells - a tumour can have 100,000 genetic mutations and these alter over time.
By pinpointing the mutations that can cause certain cancers, doctors hope to personalise treatment - choosing the drug most likely to work on a particular type of tumour.
Scientists are creating targeted cancer therapies using their latest insights into cancer at a molecular level. These treatments block the growth of cancer by interfering with genetic switches and molecules specifically involved in tumour growth and progression.
Clinical trials using gene therapy are also underway. This experimental treatment involves adding genetic material into a person's cells to fight or prevent disease.


Angelina Jolie makes first public appearance after mastectomy

Angelina Jolie poses with her husband Brad Pitt as they arrive for the world premiere of his film World War Z in London June 2, 2013. REUTERS/Neil Hall

Angelina Jolie poses with her husband Brad Pitt as they arrive for the world premiere of his film World War Z in London June 2, 2013.

LONDON (Reuters) - Angelina Jolie made her first public appearance since announcing her double mastectomy on Sunday, joining fiance Brad Pitt on the red carpet in London where she welcomed the debate on women's health that the surgery had sparked.
The Oscar-winning actress has stayed out of the spotlight since announcing her operation in a New York Times column last month, saying the decision was made after finding she carried a gene giving her an 87 percent chance of getting breast cancer.
 
The 37-year-old mother of six, praised for her courage in publicly announcing her surgery, is now reported to be planning another operation to remove her ovaries as the BRCA1 gene also gives her a 50 percent chance of ovarian cancer.
On the red carpet for the world premiere of Pitt's latest movie, zombie blockbuster "World War Z", Jolie praised her partner as being "a wonderful man and a wonderful father.
"I'm very, very grateful for all the support ... and I have been very happy just to see the discussion of women's health expanded and that means the world to me," she told reporters.
"After losing my mom to these issues, I am very grateful for it," added the American actress, wearing a long black, backless Yves Saint Laurent dress.
Jolie's mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died from ovarian cancer in 2007 at the age of 56 and her aunt, 61-year-old Debbie Martin, died last week as a result of breast cancer.
Jolie missed her aunt's funeral to accompany Pitt to London for the premiere of "World War Z", an adaptation of Max Brooks' 2006 apocalyptic novel.
Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment bought the screen rights to the novel about six years ago and it is one of the big box office releases this summer, but it is under pressure to perform before even opening.
It was due to be released late last year but suffered setbacks amid reports that the budget had ballooned above $200 million and Pitt clashed with director Marc Forster.
In "World War Z", Pitt plays United Nations representative Gerry Lane who is enlisted to help stop a zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatening to destroy mankind.
Pitt said he was proud of the film and also of Jolie for her decision to have a mastectomy for the sake of their family and to share that experience.
"When she's faced with a problem - and we have known this was coming for some time - she takes it by the horns," Pitt, 49, also dressed in black, told reporters. "I'm super proud of her. She's a bad ass."
Asked how important it was to have her on the red carpet with him, Pitt said: "It's just more fun to do these things with each other. More fun when she's around and same for her."
"World War Z" marks Pitt's first foray as the star and producer of his own potential franchise.
Pitt said his own children's reaction to the book sparked the project which ultimately was about survival and family.
"The boys love a zombie," he said.

(Writing by Belinda Goldsmith)

Jose Mourinho returns as Chelsea manager on four-year deal

Frank Lampard & Jose Mourinho in 2005
Jose Mourinho has returned to Chelsea for a second spell in charge at Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho, 50, replaces Rafael Benitez after leaving Real Madrid, and has signed a four-year contract.
The Portuguese won two consecutive Premier League titles during his first spell, which ended in September 2007.
Chief executive Ron Gourlay said: "He was and remains a hugely popular figure at the club and everyone here looks forward to working with him again."
Mourinho, who will be officially presented in a press conference at Stamford Bridge next Monday, 10 June, brings three coaching staff with him in Rui Faria, Silvino Louro and Jose Morais.

He first arrived at Stamford Bridge in the summer of 2004, weeks after guiding Porto to the Champions League trophy.
Mourinho won the FA Cup and two League Cups as well as two Premier League titles but could not win the Champions League with the Blues.
His relationship with owner Roman Abramovich grew increasingly troubled and he quit despite having three years left on his contract, and was replaced by Avram Grant.
Gourlay added: "I am delighted to welcome Jose back to Chelsea. His continued success, drive and ambition made him the outstanding candidate.

"It is our aim to keep the club moving forward to achieve greater success in the future and Jose is our number one choice as we believe he is the right manager to do just that."
He won his second Champions League trophy with Inter Milan in 2010, but left to join Real Madrid later that summer - replacing Manuel Pellegrini, who is favourite to take over at Manchester City.
He finished second in La Liga in his first season - four points behind Barcelona - but won the title a year later, racking up 100 points in the process.
However this season Mourinho has cast a sulky figure, rowing with established players such as Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos and Pepe, while seeing Barca romp to the title.

"I know in England I am loved," he said after Real's Champions League exit to Borussia Dortmund in April. "I know I am loved by some clubs, especially one."
Mourinho will return to a squad which contains some familiar faces, with Petr Cech, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard, John Mikel Obi and John Terry still regulars, while Michael Essien also remain on the books.
Lampard told BBC Sport: "He's a great manager, I've said it a million times to the point of boring people, but I'm very fortunate to have worked under him before.
"He took my game on a million miles, and my personality in terms of football on a million miles. A lot of the reasons I moved on in the game is because of him.

"He's taken that (a winning mentality) everywhere he's gone with him. He creates a spirit in his squads that you can see from the outside is very, very strong. He's a top class manager, we all know that."
Mourinho replaces Benitez, who was brought in on an interim basisto take over from Roberto Di Matteo in November and left to join Napoliafter securing third place in the Premier League and winning the Europa League.